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And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

We want a shrubbery!!

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Well, she turned me into a newt. Burn her anyway!
  • Well, we did do the nose.
  • We want a shrubbery!!
  • On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.
  • The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

What a strange person

I dunno. Must be a king. It's only a model. Now, look here, my good man. You don't vote for kings.

Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

But you are dressed as one… Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! But you are dressed as one… The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  1. The nose?
  2. Well, how'd you become king, then?
  3. Why do you think that she is a witch?
King Arthur
Why do you think that she is a witch? I have to push the pram a lot. Well, I didn't vote for you. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Well, what do you want? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

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